Me: "Oh my God! That's so funny! Did you see that church sign?" Friend: "The Baptist church?" Me: "I don't know. It said FWB Church." Friend: "Free Will Baptist." Me: "Oh. I thought Friends With Benefits." Friend: (turning to look at me) "Friends With Benefits?! That would never have occurred to me." Me: "Well, Free Will Baptist would never have occurred to me." Friend: "That's because you're going to hell, Sugar."