Sunday, January 6, 2013
Someone alert the Vatican.
These iconographic images have appeared miraculously in my very own house.
This one is clearly the Holy Ghost.
And this could either be the Virgin Mary when she was still only an egg or the fertility goddess Estra. I can't be sure, but either way, there is something mystical going on around here. Something sacred. And not just of the "Oh, God!" exclamation variety. Which is actually ironic, given the unholy mess I find myself in these days. Maybe having my home turn into a pilgrimage site will change everything for me.
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somehow you make 'unholy mess' sound either interesting or fixable or both.
ReplyDeletethis post is hilarious. you had to be able to see to see this :^)
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You probably won't be surprised to hear that this sort of thing is constantly running through my head.
DeleteOMG...I LOVE THIS POST!
ReplyDelete"And this could either be the Virgin Mary when she was still only an egg or the fertility goddess Estra."
Bwhahahahahahahaha! That was BEYOND brilliant!
Love the photos! Love your words!
Thanks for sharing!
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Thanks! For me, it is best when I can share it, so thanks for being here!
DeleteThe egg made me think of Mr. Bill, from SNL long ago, just when Sluggo was about to do something bad to him.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
As soon as I opened the carton, I reflexively said, "Oh, noooooo!"
Deletethe cheese and eggs certainly have the "omg" expression going on. i'm thinking they are worried about their respective fates.
ReplyDeleteAs they should be. I may or may not have devoured the icons.
DeleteLOL....miracles do happen!
ReplyDeletehaha you crack me up....sell them on ebay...you will make a fortune...smiles.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing, is that there is probably a market for them!
Deletetoo cute; but now I want some swiss cheese
ReplyDeletebetty
I am a big fan of swiss cheese, ghostly or not.
DeleteI just wanna know more about the unholy mess! My life is incredibly dull right now!
ReplyDeleteOh, Lord. That will be tomorrow's post!
DeleteLOL Thanks for the giggle:)
ReplyDeleteThe thing is you have to make cheap, poorly painted plastic bottle replicas of the visions, fill them with tapwater and offer them for healing to the public for $10.00.
ReplyDeleteNow you can retire.
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Ooh, there's a thought!
DeleteIt's funny how we are "programmed" to see faces in slices of cheese or the full moon etc. It explains how Christians see the Virgin Mary in a hold slice of toast...
ReplyDeleteAnd to fit those faces into a framework that makes sense given your own belief system.
DeletePlaying with your food is entertaining at times.
ReplyDeleteMost of the time, in fact.
DeleteYa gotta love how the kids keep it light for ya!!!!
ReplyDeleteKids? They don't even know about this.
DeleteLOL amusing post SAW.
ReplyDeleteAs a lapsed Catholic, the only thing I can say is DO NOT CALL THE VATICAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, but where's the fun in that?
DeleteVery cute face foods!
ReplyDeleteI became mesmerized driving behind an SUV the other night...the rear lights and configuration of the rear hatch was clearly a rather angry face :)
It's angry because it takes so much gas to run it.
DeleteYeah, do not call the Vatican, unless you want a cardinal stealing your cheese.
ReplyDeleteI will fight for that cheese, so bring the cardinals on.
DeleteQuick, check the toast! I'll bet there's Christ on the Cross or something. Isn't that the traditional one?
ReplyDeleteYes, but toast is passe'.
DeleteI once ate a Grilled Cheese that looked like Mahatmas Ghandi!
ReplyDeleteWas it a peaceful grilled cheese?
DeleteI have found that as my eyes are aging, I see things where they are not, and totally make up things that are not there. But this? It is so clearly hol(e)y!
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